I’m being swallowed by alien taxesOh no, it has got my toe,Oh gee, it’s up to my knee,Oh heck, it’s up to my neck,Oh golly, it has swallowed my body.When upon my employees it did strike, I figured it couldn’t take another bite,But alas, as you can see,It then got a hold of me.It got my house, property, monthly deposits, quarterly deposits, yearly,941, FUTA, employment, unemployment, Social Security, withholding,Medicare, adjusted and others in-between,All of these left me feeling green.Every tax it did acclaim,There was no way I could win at their game.Personal body taxes it then tried.I thought I owned …