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April 11, 2013
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The cleanest dirty story I ever told

Sometimes the hardest part of being me is keeping my mouth shut ... no, really, it’s true! I’m continually thinking of really funny things that amuse the heck out of me but, all too often, are inappropriate to say out loud or to write in a newspaper column. This is probably one of those times, but what the heck, it’s still a funny story. This morning I was scheduled to get some lab work done at a local clinic. Don’t be concerned, I’m not sick; I’m a 56 year old man who still thinks, eats and lives like that indestructible …

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The Nevada Appeal Updated Apr 12, 2013 09:49AM Published Apr 12, 2013 06:27PM Copyright 2013 The Nevada Appeal. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.