The bestbathroom in a gas station ever

I bought a drink at a gas station this week because I was impressed with their bathroom.

I had a large soda during a movie earlier that day and had to stop before I got home.

The gas station didn't look like it had a bathroom inside, so I was afraid the gas station attendant was going to hand me a key attached to a soup can and tell me to go outside around the side of the building.

Everyone complains about those bathrooms and so do I because they're disgusting, but I wouldn't mind them if I could move doors and toilet seats with mental force.

Some people blame gas station employees for those dirty bathrooms, but I don't because those employees weren't the first employees not to clean them.

I know I wouldn't suddenly start doing it.

"Hey guys," I wouldn't say if I were an employee. "Would it be OK if I cleaned that bathroom none of you have ever cleaned in the last few years?"

Anyway, the gas station bathroom I went into after I drank a large soda during a movie was wonderful.

Clean floors, bright lights, a full soap dispenser.

I didn't want to tell the gas station attendant that the bathroom was amazing because that would have made me feel uncomfortable. I bought a drink instead and said "thank you very much" a little too loudly when he gave me my change.

The drink I bought was an energy drink, but I don't know why I bought it. Maybe it's for the same reason I've bought energy drinks at gas stations for several months, but I don't know why I've done that either.

They're expensive, taste like sweetened aluminum and never give me any energy.

Maybe I'm intimidated into buying them. When I'm in a gas station and see a bright can that says something like "BUY THIS DRINK IF YOU WANT YOUR FACE SMASHED WITH ENERGY!" - I buy it.

Some day I'll go back to buying buckets of soda like I used to. I actually switched to buckets of diet soda a few years, so I will probably drink those when I stop buying energy drinks, because I want cancer.

Also, maybe those buckets will lead me back to the best gas station bathroom in the world.


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Application forms are available in the counseling offices of each high school or directly from the Sierra Nevada Association of Realtors by calling 885-7200.

There are seven scholarships for $1,000 each.


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The executive committee for 2008-2009 includes: Chairman Jack Prescott, Irwin Union Bank, F.S.B; immediate past chair John Breternitz, WIN; vice chairman Russ Romine, Griffin Transportation Services Inc.; secretary/treasurer Stan Thomas, Wade Development Company Inc.; president Chuck Alvey, EDAWN; marketing chair Stephanie Kruse, KPS3 Marketing; business builders chair Scott Wait, RS Wait, Chtd.; industry advisors chair Steve Anderson, Merrill Lynch; workforce network chair Leigh Goddard, McDonald Carano Wilson.


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• Contact reporter Dave Frank at or 881-1212.


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