Coming in Thursday’s Party of One
Does anybody know of a good doctor who will let you pay for medical procedures in advance? Because I’m going to need treatment for an ulcer in about, oh, five years.
Why, because I possess this innate suspicion that something will go wrong at any moment ” and I worry about it.
I fully believe that if everything is OK, then Mother Nature, Father Time, Brother Irony, Sister Vengeance and the rest of the Utterlyhatesme family are conspiring a way to destroy me.