Coming in Thursday’s Party of One |

Coming in Thursday’s Party of One

Last week, despite the fact that there was a good chance I would pass out, I decided to give blood.

Now before you go warming the cockles of your heart, I should point out I did not do it to be noble, but for purely selfish reasons.

Look, I realize that I am a certified moron who makes hasty decisions. I know that one day soon I’ll decide to take up chainsaw juggling or buy a home piercing kit or insult a roller derby girl and I will need blood ” most likely lots of it.

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