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I’ll take Primal Quest over Outdoor Games

Jeremy Evans

With all apologies to any log rollers out there, I’m much more excited about the 2003 Subaru Primal Quest adventure race coming to Tahoe next year than the ESPN Outdoor Games.

Bass fishing and dogs weaving around posts displays as much athleticism as a slug in the 100 meter dash. But before Don Quilici and his Manhattan drinking hooligans yank me by the ear and toss me in a pond, understand that I only say that because I can’t do any of those things. It’s much more easier–and fun–to mock something you can’t do.

That theory, though, doesn’t work with NASCAR because you don’t have to be athletic to drive a car. I drive a lot but I don’t take pain killers and massage my glutes after driving to Yerington. Hopefully, I never massage my glutes.

The announcement in Wednesday’s Nevada Appeal about the adventure race coming to the south shore of Lake Tahoe next September was overshadowed, of course, by the announcement of the Outdoor Games coming to Northern Nevada. The Outdoor Games are much bigger than the Subaru Primal Quest but that could change.

The Eco-Challenge has been the world’s top outdoor adventure race since in started in the 90s but lately has become a made for TV spectacle. The last race in Fiji had a team of ex-Playboy playmates competing. At least drowning in the kayaking section would never have to be an issue.

The inaugural Subaru Primal Quest was held this past summer near Telluride, Colo., and attracted some of the world’s top adventuring racing teams. Those same teams will be in Tahoe next September. The event is televised on the Outdoor Life Network and the winning team took home $100,00 of the $250,000 purse. Outside Magazine reported that ESPN is already trying to buy the rights to the race.

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Jeremy Evans is a Nevada Appeal sports writer.