Watson is just fooling around

Courtesy
Sonic is a handsome 32-pound, one-year-old pit bull. He’s friendly, loving, and adores being with people. Sonic loves to talk and will amuse you with his grumbling. He is looking for a home where he will be the only pet. Come out for a walk and talk with Sonic; he will be thrilled.

Courtesy Sonic is a handsome 32-pound, one-year-old pit bull. He’s friendly, loving, and adores being with people. Sonic loves to talk and will amuse you with his grumbling. He is looking for a home where he will be the only pet. Come out for a walk and talk with Sonic; he will be thrilled.

Watson here, and I am here to warn you that Thursday is April 1, April Fools’ Day. Around our house, we spend time trying to fool each other. My best move is waking mom up very early to get my breakfast. If I do it just right she does not look at the clock, and I get double breakfast. I am nobody’s fool!

Actually, I like a good joke that tickles the funny bone, so here are a few of my favorite dog jokes. A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what! I can talk. That is amazing isn’t it? How about a drink?”

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, “Sure, the toilet is right around the corner.”

A man walks into a bar with a cat and a dog. They all sit down and the bartender says, “What can I get you? The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says, “I’ll take vodka, the man will have water, and the cat would like Scotch.” The bartender, in shock, says to the dog, “This is amazing! You are a talking dog.” The man looks at the bartender and says, “Don’t be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist.”

Of course, there is always the story about the farmer who is missing his dog and after a long hard day of searching for him, he finally gives up and says, “Doggone.”
XOXO Watson

LOOKING FOR A HOME
We have eight adorable, energetic Border Collie/Heeler/mix puppies. This is a foster to adopt opportunity for puppy parents. Call 775-423-7500 for details.

Policy, however, prohibits adopting out puppies or kittens under the age of six months to a home with children under 5 years of age. This is to protect both the children and the animal.

IN NEED OF
Recipes! We are presently compiling a CAPS favorites cookbook to raise funds. Please send us your favorite recipes to include in our collection. Our contact information is below.

We desperately need Blue Buffalo puppy food! Presently, we have eight hungry puppies that are eating us out of house and home.

Dry cat food and Friskies wet. Dry dog food and Pedigree wet food. Our current supplier of donated food is no longer distributing food to shelters. We need help to maintain our guests.
Folks to sign up for AmazonSmile program the details are below.

Aluminum cans. If you have cans to pick up, give us a call (775-423-7500) and we will come get them. You can also drop them off at CAPS.

SHOUT OUT TO
Folks who have dropped off food for our guests! A pooch smooch to you!

Everyone who has signed up for the AmazonSmile program. A Four-Paw-Salute to you!

The anonymous person who donated cat litter for our shelter. You are purrfect!

COME SEE US
CAPS is now open, by appointment only, for adoptions, SNAPS, and food pantry. We cannot accept volunteers until further notice. Call 775-423-7500.

DON’T FORGET
March Pet Holiday: Walk in the Park with Your Pet day is March 31.

Register in the AmazonSmile program, a website operated by Amazon. Customers enjoy the same selection of products, low prices, and shopping features as on Amazon.com. The only difference is that when you shop on AmazonSmile (smile.amazon.com), the AmazonSmile Foundation will donate 0.5% of the price of eligible purchases to the charitable organization selected by you.

CONTACT CAPS
CAPS’ mailing address is P.O. Box 5128, Fallon, NV 89407. CAPS’ phone number is 775-423-7500. 

CAPS’ email address is caps@cccomm.net. Please visit the CAPS website (www.capsnevada.com) and Facebook page (Churchill Animal Protection Society). Be sure to “Like” CAPS on Facebook because we are likeable.

CAPS is open to the public on Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.
Kathleen Williams-Miller is a CAPS volunteer. Contact me at jkwmil@outlook.com.

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